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Offline Velosai

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Baby I'm back!!!
« on: December 07, 2017, 09:01:27 PM »
What do I need to say ... I'm a sneaky, evil git that like to sneak up behind people and play stabby stabby ... ok ok thats all in my head.

Anyway, I'm back, for better or worse ... blue shhhh. Spoke to Entra and we've cleared the air. He even said cos I am such an awesome person that I can be a Leader ... *listens as entra whispers in his ear*  What do you mean over your dead body? Thats easily arranged, hope you realise that! :P

I see that someone removed my "Slick isn't allowed a gun" rule ... come on guys, give me a break. How else am I meant to kill him? Hunter-Killers? No wait, they don't exist yet .... Maybe I should strip off, strap C4 to my body and run after him .... Yeah, that would work!

For those who don't know me or can't remember me (Take pleasure in that, there are lots of people who will be envious of you!), here is my original application ...

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Been playing on your #2 server for about a week and been really impressed that my banter has actually been taken as banter, been looking for a team ever since getting back into BF3 and then buying BF4 and starting that.

I'm a software/database developer plus IT project manager for the Civil Service and a bit of an IT geek. Been around computers since I was born (Dad was an Engineer for IBM) so I seem to relate to them better than I do humans. When I am not working, I tend to be on BF3/BF4/Eve, either that nattering to my best mate on skype.

Work wise I am very much on the .NET and SQL server side of life, but over the years I have had a reasonable amount of time on Linux (mainly Ubuntu), Apache, PHP and MySQL, to the point that I have done customisation work within e107 (both the code and with custom themes), tinkered with Drupal and a couple of other things. I use to be able to build a web/database server pretty easily, but been a while since I have been inclined to.

My rig is:

i7-4770K
16GB
2x 760 GTX (I run 4 screens)
Windows 8.1 - Tried going to Windows 10 twice and as much as I prefer it, it gave me issues, like crashing and crap.

One last thing ... I will only play on upyours team, otherwise my K/D drops ... freaking sneaky sod.

So if you are feeling generous and want to help a poor, really poor, absolutely and utterly poor civil servant out, donations will be extracted at knife point and will go towards upgrading my old, really old, absolutely ancient computer.
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2017, 11:41:50 PM »
Welcome back.
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2017, 06:45:07 AM »
Hello Velosai... WB m8.

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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2017, 07:06:21 AM »
Hi Vel

You will have to participate in a 2 week trial, (new rules change on M I A  members ) someone will be along to give you your status, But im sure it will be all good.

Welcome back
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2017, 08:46:22 AM »
Welcome back bud. You'll need more than C4  ;D

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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2017, 09:03:07 AM »
I had a feeling this would happen :P Funny you should want to apply, because Ray (teamplayeruk) and me are going to get to decide whether you'll make it into the clan, so you better start redirecting those donations you were talking about :D There better be plenty as you're not off to a good start, seeing you posted in the "unban" section :P

All jokes aside, great to see you jump back aboard. A few things changed so I'd like you to know about the application process:
http://www.anarchygaming.uk/Forum/how-to-join-auk/how-to-become-an-auk-member-(please-read-first)/

Let's see if we can get someone to move this topic into the right section please so that I can add you as recruit.

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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2017, 10:37:19 AM »
Hello Velosai,
You have now officially gained AUK Recruit status :)

There will be a 2 week trial after which you may gain full membership.
In case you are playing Battlefield 1, don't forget to join our Anarchy UK Reserves platoon (in-game). Your request will be accpeted shortly thereafter.

If you have any questions feel free to contact either Recruitment Officer (teamplayeruk1234, blue_1247).

Cheers and welcome to AUK! :)
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2017, 10:38:10 AM »
all i can say is lots an lots of tbaggin for you, trust us you will be running around like john wyne.sore comes to mind :) :) :)
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2017, 10:39:36 AM »
trust us you will be running around like john wyne

And shortly thereafter, like John Whine.

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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2017, 10:44:05 AM »
trust us you will be running around like john wyne

And shortly thereafter, like John Whine.
ha ha ha  :) :) :) :)
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2017, 01:16:51 PM »
Welcome back bud. You'll need more than C4  ;D
Thats why was going to strip as well ... then I could blind you with my pure pale white skin, run (ok, walk quickly) upto you and hug you before pulling the trigger ... no wait, Trigger will enjoy that too much ... before setting the C4 off. :P
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2017, 01:24:02 PM »
I had a feeling this would happen :P Funny you should want to apply, because Ray (teamplayeruk) and me are going to get to decide whether you'll make it into the clan, so you better start redirecting those donations you were talking about :D There better be plenty as you're not off to a good start, seeing you posted in the "unban" section :P

All jokes aside, great to see you jump back aboard. A few things changed so I'd like you to know about the application process:
http://www.anarchygaming.uk/Forum/how-to-join-auk/how-to-become-an-auk-member-(please-read-first)/

Let's see if we can get someone to move this topic into the right section please so that I can add you as recruit.

I thought I would get my unban request in early ....

As for BF1 ... pfffft, never ever buying that game. BF4 for the win!!! Here's to hoping that there is a Bad Company 3!

And what is this read thing you mention? Is it a Austrian past time? Its ok Blue, you can admit you missed me. We all know you did. You've always wanted to be on my team after that first experience of being my helo gunner .... :P
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2017, 04:20:17 PM »
Oh bloody hell, Who went and left the door open.

Hi Vel *waves*
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Re: Welcome
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2017, 04:57:32 PM »
There will be a 2 week trial after which you may gain full membership.

Really? Just let him slap his tags back on.

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2017, 07:59:35 PM »
There will be a 2 week trial after which you may gain full membership.

Really? Just let him slap his tags back on.

Nah I want to see him simmer :D It's protocol.

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Re: Welcome
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2017, 11:34:13 AM »
There will be a 2 week trial after which you may gain full membership.

Really? Just let him slap his tags back on.
he can slap his full tags on when hes had at least 2 weeks of tbaggin :) :) :)
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2017, 02:15:43 PM »
Welcome Back Velo  8)

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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2017, 03:39:54 PM »
Can I just say, that Entra and I had already discussed the whole 2 week thing, and we agreed that it was a better approach that I would do the 2 week "probation" like everyone else. After all, I don't want any special treatment and its not like its 2 years or something. Plus as much as tpuk says he wants to come tea-bag me, we all know he isn't going to get the opportunity. Ice knows all about how sneaky I am  ... coughiglacough
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2017, 06:46:36 PM »
Fuckin hell who left the door open...... I see the riff raff are sneaking back in 😉
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #19 on: December 09, 2017, 06:48:22 PM »
Fuckin hell who left the door open...... I see the riff raff are sneaking back in 😉
The door was open?!? I didn't bother checking, I just C4'd the side wall
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #20 on: December 09, 2017, 09:32:48 PM »
Fuckin hell who left the door open...... I see the riff raff are sneaking back in 😉
The door was open?!? I didn't bother checking, I just C4'd the side wall

Indeed very "sneaky" of you :P

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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #21 on: December 09, 2017, 09:46:06 PM »
Fuckin hell who left the door open...... I see the riff raff are sneaking back in 😉
The door was open?!? I didn't bother checking, I just C4'd the side wall

Indeed very "sneaky" of you :P

I must be ... none of you buggers had spotted the new "ventilation" hole! :P
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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2017, 10:52:39 AM »
Hello Velosai,

Congratulations, you are now offically a full member of AUK :)
In case you are playing Battlefield 1, don't forget to join the main Anarchy UK platoon (in-game).

Welcome aboard mate 8)

Cheers :)
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Re: Baby I'm back!!!
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2017, 06:55:35 PM »
heyyyyy you made it ;D